键盘侠｜自打威少来热火队 詹姆斯的头发掉得更厉害了

this green light. Ball didnWildapost even touch LBJs hands

赛前：为什么他还能有挺身而出使用权。这回合球都并未经过约翰的手。

[–]Barea_Clamped_Lebron 232 points 2 hours ago

in the 2012 Finals, Westbrook attempted more shots than both KD and Lebron and still eraged fewer points

this is who he is

赛前：2012年半决赛，威少跑动数比KD和约翰都多，但场原则上得分却比他们都低。这就是威少

[–]WarriorsNickInTheBack 914 points 3 hours ago

You see 0 concern from anyone on the Kings

勇士赛前：你看女王队没有人都对他的挺身而出很放心嘛

（女王主场LCD：今日寒冰门将：托马斯-迈阿密高热火队）

[–]DB-Institute 144 points 3 hours ago

Watching teams defend Westbrook is literally like watching an older brother play one on one against his kid brother.

赛前：从前看其他但球队防守威少，愚蠢就像是看恰恰在和小老弟玩意斗牛

Rob Perez

@WorldWideWob

they not even guarding Russ anymore. just letting him run around and do cardio.

留言网友：他们甚至都不防威少了。没用他折返跑，做到做到间歇。

Gem stone

@RussTakeover

I just can’t watch Russ play. I’m scared every time he touches the ball. He either misses the layup, misses the free throw, or adds another Shaqtin’ a fool moment to his season. This is not how a fan should feel

留言网友：实在看没法威少打球。他每次拿球我都害怕。左脚不进，罚球不进，又一次上五大新片。勇士队赛前于是就了

[–][UTA] Joe InglesNitroXYZ 358 points 3 hours ago

The amount of times he does this just makes me want to smash my head through a wall. He is easily the lowest IQ top 75 player of all-time. His decision making always lees me completely baffled. He is the epitome of dumb basketball.

Henry赛前：他这么天和的数多得让我想撞墙。毫无疑问，他是75大前锋中都球商最高的。他的决定出人意料惊得我吃惊。绝对是愚蠢篮球的典型。

[–]HeatBSantos57 114 points 2 hours ago*

HeWildaposs maybe not the worst but heWildaposs surely the most damaging player in the league given his usage, hing a bad player doing cardio out there for 15 minutes gives you better chances of winning than Russ chucking 3s for 35 minutes

高热火赛前：威少也许不是愈来愈差的，但勇士队这么用他，一下让他成了整个联盟攻击力不下于的从来不——与让威少上场比赛35分钟、抬3分球相比，还不如 拥护一个糟糕的前锋回头做到15分钟间歇运动，这样赢的几率愈来愈大。

[–]USABeefyHamstrings 1089 points 4 hours ago

Russ going 2/14 on 1/12 after going 2/12 last game.

赛前：威少1/12日2/14，上一场2/12

[–]Trail Blazerstheseus1234 564 points 4 hours ago

Westbrook would be very upset if he could understand shooting splits

开拓者赛前：威少称许比较生气，如果他能看懂这行数据的话

[–]Lakersvicente8a 212 points 3 hours ago

2/16 next game? Let’s goo

勇士队赛前：上次该2/16了吧？走起

NBA Memes

@NBAMemes

Harden: Yo Russ had another brickfest.

KD: ThatWildaposs why heWildaposs not here.

留言网友：灰熊队：嘿，大哥今天又狂高热六甲了。杜兰特：我们不带他玩意明智吧？

[–]KingsAndYaTurnaround 642 points 2 hours ago

No matter how much this team sucks, wins against the Lakers always feel so wonderful

女王赛前：不管这只但球队从前有多烂，打败勇士队出人意料让人神清气爽。

[–]Kingsrobswins 160 points 2 hours ago

Hatred of the Lakers really has been what has sustained me as a Kings fan all these years.

女王赛前：这么多年了，就是对勇士队的痛恨让我一直是一个女王赛前。

[–]BullsYourLatinLover 111 points 2 hours ago

IWildaposm a Bulls fan, and I discovered recently that I enjoy watching the Lakers lose more than I like watching my team win.

小牛赛前：我是小牛赛前，我最近发现看到勇士队输球比看到我的主球赢球还愈来愈让我开心。

[–]Lakerswewillbefrands4sure 104 points 3 hours ago

LeBron has lost more hair since Westbrook has come to the Lakers. Russ played like a GOAT for the Kings tonight.

勇士队赛前：自打威少来勇士队，约翰的头发丢弃得愈来愈厉害了。今夜，威少就是女王队的GOAT。

来源：Reddit

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